Little Boy film Quotes

Little Boy Quotes – Little Boy is a 2015 American war-drama film directed by Alejandro Gómez Monteverde. The screenplay is by Monteverde and Pepe Portillo, and the film was produced by Eduardo Verástegui and Leo Severino, edited by Joan Sobel and Fernando Villena. The film stars Jakob Salvati, Emily Watson, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Michael Rapaport, David Henrie, Ben Chaplin, Eduardo Verástegui, Ted Levine, Abraham Benrubi, Tom Wilkinson. The title is a reference to Little Boy, the code name for the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima as well as a reference to Pepper, the main character’s height. The film was co-produced by Metanoia Films and Santa Fé Films and was released on April 24, 2015, by Open Road Films. It was released on DVD and Blu-ray on August 18, 2015 by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. The film received negative reviews from mainstream critics and it earned $17 million on a $20 million budget. The film was later remade in India as Tubelight starring Salman Khan in the lead role, which opened to mixed reviews.

Now we present for you quotes from little boy film. Enjoy!

Little Boy Quotes

James Busbee: Do you believe you can do this?

Pepper Flynt Busbee: Why wouldn’t God want to bring my dad back?
Fr. Crispin: I don’t know.
Pepper Flynt Busbee: But if I get enough faith, nothing’s impossible, right?

Fr. Crispin: If we have faith the size of a mustard seed, we can move the mountain. If we can move a mountain, nothing will be impossible for us. Not even with ending this war… and having our love one back.
Ben Eagle Narrator: [thinking of the magician he had seen] I already knew someone who could move a mountain. I wondered if the source of his powers was the mustard seed.

Pepper Flynt Busbee: I need to end the war. My dad can’t come back until it’s over.

Pepper Flynt Busbee: How could I get bigger faith?
Fr. Crispin: [slams down a large Bible and extracts a small piece of paper] The list, the ancient list. For centuries, people believe that if you do this list, it’ll make your faith powerful. This is what you have to do. Feed the hungry. Shelter the homeless. Visit those in prison. Clothe the naked.
Pepper Flynt Busbee: Naked? How is that supposed to…
Fr. Crispin: [pressing on] Visit the sick. Bury the dead. Oh, just one more thing. In order to make this list work for you, I’m gonna add one essential item.
[writing]
Pepper Flynt Busbee: “Befriend Hashimoto?” Are you crazy?
Fr. Crispin: It’s your choice, Pepper.
Pepper Flynt Busbee: What does that Jap have to do with anything?
Fr. Crispin: Everything. Your faith won’t work if you have even the slightest bit of hatred in you.
Pepper Flynt Busbee: Fine. I’ll do it, if that’s what it takes to bring my dad back.

Hashimoto: [holding Pepper’s chin] Don’t measure yourself from here to the floor. Measure yourself from here to the sky. That makes you the tallest boy in town.

[first lines]
Ben Eagle Narrator: [narrating] This is O’Hare, California. Back then it was nothing more than a sleepy fishing village, with a hill at the end of Main Street. Like you see in postcards. My story takes place on the home front, in the midst of World War II. That’s me, the little fella.
Photographer: [motioning to the youngest]
Little Boy: Closer?
Freddy Fox: [ribbing him] Stop causing trouble, you midget.
Ben Eagle Narrator: Nobody in that town liked me much.
Photographer: One, two, three.
[flash]
Ben Eagle Narrator: I was eight years old. But the story really starts the day I met my dad. My only friend. My partner.
Nurse Barbara: He’s a boy!
James Busbee: Wow! He’s so…
Nurse Barbara: What? Little?
James Busbee: Well, he’ll grow. Right?

Pepper Flynt Busbee: Why did they send you away to the camps?
Emma Busbee: Pepper, that is not the kind of question you ask.
Hashimoto: Mrs. Busbee, it’s okay. It’s simple. I have the face of the enemy. Doesn’t matter if this is my home. Doesn’t matter if I love this land, this country.

Hashimoto: So, tell me, Ollie, what happens when your imaginary friend works in his mysterious ways and his father dies?
Fr. Crispin: Then my imaginary friend will also help him through it.
Hashimoto: Tell the kid to stop. If he doesn’t, he could lose faith in himself. That’s what you should be worrying about.

Pepper Flynt Busbee: I think it was stupid of me to believe that a midget like me could bring my dad back with some stupid list.
Hashimoto: It was not stupid. It takes courage to believe. Your father would be more than proud of you. All the love you have for him was contained in that list.

[last lines]
Pepper Flynt Busbee: [upon reuniting with his dad] Partner! I got the boots you really wanted. It’s me, partner.
James Busbee: [receives the boy’s hug] Partner.

James Busbee:
Do you believe you can do this ?

Pepper Flynt Busbee:
But if I get enough faith, nothing is impossible, right?

Pepper Flynt Busbee:
How could I get bigger faith?

Pepper Flynt Busbee:
I need to end the war… then my father would come back.

Fr. Crispin:
If we have faith the size of a mustard seed, we can move the mountain. If we can move a mountain, nothing will be impossible for us. Not even with ending this war… and having our love one back.

Chris Mccandless Quotes, Inspire People to Live the Life to the Fullest

Chris Mccandless Quotes – Christopher Johnson “Chris” McCandless was an American hiker and itinerant traveler, who also went by the name “Alexander Supertramp”. After graduating from college in 1990, McCandless traveled the United States, and eventually hitchhiked to Alaska in April 1992. There, he set out along an old mining road known as the Stampede Trail, with minimal supplies, hoping to live simply off the land. Almost four months later, McCandless’ decomposing body, weighing only 30 kilograms (66 lb), was found by hunters in a converted bus used as a backcountry shelter along the Stampede Trail, on the eastern bank of the Sushana River. His cause of death was officially ruled to be starvation, although the exact cause remains the subject of some debate

The converted bus where McCandless lived and died has since become a well-known destination for hikers. Known as “The Magic Bus”, the 1946 International Harvester was abandoned by road workers in 1961 on the Stampede Trail where it remains today. A plaque in McCandless’ memory is affixed to the interior.

McCandless’ life became the subject of a number of articles, books, films and documentaries, which helped elevate his life to the status of modern myth. He became a romantic figure to some inspired by what they see as his free-spirited idealism, but to others a controversial misguided figure. “The Magic Bus” has become a pilgrimage destination for trekkers who camp at the vehicle, some of whom have also gotten into difficulties due to the Teklanika River.

McCandless has been a polarizing figure since his story came to widespread public attention, with the publication of Krakauer’s January 1993 Outside article. While the author and many others have a sympathetic view of the young traveler, others, particularly Alaskans, have expressed negative views about McCandless and those who romanticize his fate.

His popular quotes remain until now, inspire people to live the life to the fullest. Read Chris Mccandless here on Quotes2Read.com.

Chris Mccandless Quotes

1) “Happiness only real when shared.”

2) “So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

3) “Two years he walks the earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, ’cause “the West is the best.” And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure. The climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual pilgrimage. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the Great White North. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild.

4) “The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

5) “I read somewhere… how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong… but to feel strong.”

6) “Two years he walks the Earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, ’cause “the West is the best.” And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure. The climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual revolution. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the great white north. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild.”

7) “If you want something in this life, reach out and grab it.”

8) “…there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

9) “I’ve decided I’m going to live this life for some time to come. The freedom and simple beauty is just too good to pass up.”

10) “Don´t hesitate or allow yourself to make excuses. Just get out and do it. Just get out and do it. You will be very, very glad that you did.”

11) “It is important in life not to be strong, but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once. If you want something in life, reach out and grab it.”

12) “Make each day a new horizon.”

13) “The core of mans’ spirit comes from new experiences.”

14) “Happiness is only real, when shared.”

15) “The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

16) “You think that I am stubborn, but you are even more stubborn than me. You had a wonderful chance on your drive back to see one of the greatest sights on earth, the Grand Canyon, something every American should see at least once in his life. But for some reason incomprehensible to me you wanted nothing but to bolt for home as quickly as possible, right back to the same situation which you see day after day after day. I fear you will follow this same inclination in the future and thus fail to discover all the wonderful things that God has placed around us to discover. Don’t settle down and sit in one place. Move around, be nomadic, make each day a new horizon.”

17) “(…)how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong, to measure yourself at least once, to find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions, facing the blind, deaf stone alone with nothing to help you but your hands and your own head.”

18) “The life and simple beauty of it is too good to pass up”

19) “But in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure.”

20) “Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road.”

21) “So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more dangerous to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

22) “It is the experiences, the great triumphant joy of living to the fullest extent in which real meaning is found. God it’s great to be alive!”

23) “I don’t want to know what time it is. I don’t want to know what day it is or where I am. None of that matters.”

24) “Deliberate living: Conscious attention to the basics of life, and a constant attention to your immediate environment and its concerns – A job, a task, a book; anything requiring efficient concentration (Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you”

25) “No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild.”

26) “Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road. Escaped from Atlanta. Thou shalt not return, ‘cause “the West is the best.” And now after two rambling years comes the final and greatest adventure, the climactic battle to kill the false being within and victoriously conclude the spiritual revolution. Ten days and nights of freight trains and hitchhiking bring him to the great white North. No longer to be poisoned by civilization he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become lost in the wild.”

27) “The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.”

28) “Tramping is too easy with all this money. My days were more exciting when I was penniless and had to forage around for my next meal. As for me, I’ve decided that I’m going to live this life for some time to come. The freedom and simple beauty of it is just too good to pass up.”

29) “Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.”

30) No phone. No pool. No pets. No cigarettes. Ultimate freedom… No longer to be poisoned by civilization, he flees, and walks alone upon the land to become Lost in the Wild.

31) I have had a happy life and thank the Lord. Goodbye and may God bless all!

32) It is the experiences, the great triumphant joy of living to the fullest extent in which real meaning is found. God it’s great to be alive!

33) I need your help. I am injured, near death, and too weak to hike out of here. I am all alone. This is no joke. In the name of God, please remain to save me. I am out collecting berries close by and shall return this evening. Thank you, Chris McCandless.

34) All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.

Pootie Tang Quotes Wa Da Tah Bammies Sepatown

Pootie Tang Quotes – Pootie Tang is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Louis C.K. Adapted from a comedy sketch that first appeared on The Chris Rock Show,[4] the character Pootie Tang is a satire of the stereotyped characters who appeared in old blaxploitation films. The title character’s speech, which vaguely resembles pidgin, is mostly unintelligible to the audience, but the other characters in the film have no problem understanding him.

Originally a Paramount Classics film titled Pootie Tang in Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine, the budget was increased and transferred to the main Paramount Pictures division. C.K. has stated that he was all but fired from the film during the editing phase. According to him, Ali LeRoi was hired to extensively re-edit the film. Openly agreeing with Roger Ebert’s dismissive criticism that the movie should not have even been released, C.K. has said that the finished product, though containing parts he enjoyed, was far from his own vision.

Critical reception was generally negative, with Rotten Tomatoes only gauging 29% positive reviews. Roger Ebert gave it a half-star rating, criticizing it for excessive use of vulgar language and demeaning portrayal of women, describing it as a “train wreck” and finishing his review by bluntly stating “This film is not in a releasable condition”. Nathan Rabin at The A.V. Club said Pootie Tang “borders on audience abuse” and “confuse[s] idiocy for absurdity and randomness for wit”. However, a few years later, fellow A.V. Club writer Scott Tobias revisited the film and included it in his New Cult Canon series, noting that “Pootie Tang repelled mainstream critics and audiences, but it holds an exalted status among alt-comedians and fans of subversive anti-comedy in general”.

For you that want to refresh your memories about quotes from Pootie Tang movie, here are the list that we made for you. Enjoy

Pootie Tang Quotes

1) “Pootie Tang: Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”

2) “Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?”

“3) “”Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that?
Pootie Tang: Cole – Cole me on the panny sty.
Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty?
Bob Costas: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!”””

“4) “”Trucky: You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that ****””
Yeah, he had that affect on people. Especially on the ladies. Not girls. Grown ass women. ”

5) “Trucky: That was only the second time someone had been mauled to death by a gorilla in that factory in that month!”


6) “J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, “What the hell is this?” and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won’t know what happened to you!”

7) “Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!”

8) “Pootie Tang: Sa da tay!”

“9) “”Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ *bitch*!
Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!”””

10) “Pootie Tang: Kapa-Chow.”

11) “Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?”

12) “Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it… and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!”

13) “Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?”

14) “Trucky: It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!”

“15) A: Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? B: Aww Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.
(SMACK!) Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! ”

16) As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s ass with just that belt.

“17) Excuse me! while your working, mark has an announcement to make… HEY!!!! On your knees and let me blow my stack in you… JA-AMES!!! she’s good.. i’ve used her before.
your the bandit and i’m the classroom sher-riff. BANG BANG!!!
there are 4 people in this class.. you, you, you and others!! and theres still one galoo-ooon laughing.
YOUR HOT?!?! i have to wear a tie.. and pa-ants. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!”

18) Cole me down on the panty stye

19) Dirty Dee still dirty cuz he Dirty Dee damn it!

20) Get up on outta here. He don’t want none of your mess.

21) i just sharted

22) I know I brought you up tough, but that’s because I love you. It’s a tough world out there, Pootie.
You’ve got drugs….crime….gorillas.”

23) I know you loves the ladies, and lord knows the ladies loves you. Don’t let the ladies come between you and the belt.

24) ill sa yah pitty on deh runny kind

25) Ima cry to tha pootsta Ima cry to tha pootsta

26) POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

27) Pootie will whoop your ass so bad, you could write it off on your taxes! You got, right here: Ass whoopin number one. Ass whoopin number two. Oh, this right here, you can’t write this off, that’s just getting beat up.

28) We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.

29) Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie was about is only weakness: Hos. Even Pootie Tang’s belt was no match for Irene.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a 1989 American Christmas comedy film directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik. It is the third installment in National Lampoon’s Vacation film series, and was written by John Hughes, based on his short story in National Lampoon magazine, “Christmas ’59”. The film stars Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo and Randy Quaid, with Juliette Lewis and Johnny Galecki as the Griswold children Audrey and Rusty, respectively.

At the time of the film’s release, the film received mixed to positive reviews; however, over time, many have cited it as a Christmas classic. Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reports that 64% of 36 film critics have given the film a positive review, with a rating average of 6.2 out of 10. The site’s consensus reads, “While Christmas Vacation may not be the most disciplined comedy, it’s got enough laughs and good cheer to make for a solid seasonal treat.”

We’ll bring some iconic quotation from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation film for you and hope you all like it. Enjoy

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes

Clark Griswold

1) “We’re gonna have the hap- hap- happiest Christmas.” — Clark Griswold

2) “Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” — Clark Griswold

3) “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” — Clark Griswold

4) “We’re at the threshold of hell.” — Clark Griswold

5) “Yes, its a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” — Clark Griswold

6) “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” — Clark Griswold

7) “Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?” — Clark Griswold

8) “Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.” — Clark Griswold

9) Well I’m gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I’ll be outside for the season

10) [the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post

11) LOTTA SAP in here. [Spits then gives an a-ok sign] Looks great! Little full, Lotta sap!!

12) The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Grithwold family Chrithmath

13) I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas

14) Can’t see the line, can you Russ?. . . . . .

15) [Handing Christmas lights to Russ] Unravel these. We need to check every bulb. [Pulls out a huge tangle of lights] Oop. Little knot here, you can work on that. [Hands it to Russ]. .

16) Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

17) Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here. . . with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

18) Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination

19) [To Eddie] Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

20) Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record, Clark W. Griswold, Jr. Remember, don’t try this at home kids; I am a professional. Later dudes. Let ‘er rip. Hang ten!

Cousin Eddie

21) “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.” — Cousin Eddie

22) “You about ready to do some kissin’?” — Cousin Eddie

23) If that thing had nine lives, he just spent ’em all

24) They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

25) I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.

26) [Clark Griswold stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet into the sewer drain] Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!.

27) [walks in with a bound and gagged Mr. Shirley tied with a big red ribbon] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark. [to Mr. Shirley] You about ready to do some kissing?

28) Clark, I’d like to try to fumigate this here chair, it’s a good quality item. If you don’t mind my askin’, how much did she set you back?.

29) He’s cute ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it’s best to just let ‘im finish

30) Over here? Well this is nothin. but if this gets dented then my hair just ain’t gonna look right

31) [After finding out that Clark is getting to be a member of the Jelly of the Month Club instead of getting his bonus] Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Uncle and Aunty

32) “Sh*tter’s full.” — Uncle Eddie

33) “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” — Uncle Lewis

34) “Is Rusty still in the Navy?” — Aunt Bethany

35) [after reaching the Griswolds’ house] Is your house on fire, Clark?

36) It’s a funny, squeaky sound.

37) Hey Gris! If you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies!

38) [to Aunt Bethany] You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!

Conversation

Todd Chester: (mockingly) Hey Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I’ll show you.
Todd Chester: (angrily) You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.
Clark: I wasn’t talking to you. [looking at his wife, Margo]

 

[While eating dinner, Uncle Lewis smokes a cigar and drops it. A flame engulfs in the living room for a split second. Clark notices it and walks into the living room]
Clark: Lewis?? [Tears up when he sees that his Christmas tree has been burnt into a crisp] MY TREE!
Uncle Lewis: What’s the matter with you?
Clark: Look what you’ve done to my tree!!! [Notices that Lewis is on fire in the back of his clothes] LEWIS! [Uses a curtain, grabs Lewis and pats his back to put out the fire]
[Others come in and look at the destroyed tree]
Art: It was an ugly tree anyway.
Uncle Lewis: I put it out of its’ misery.

 

Clark: Let’s burn some dust here, eat my rubber!
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think what you mean is “burn rubber” and “eat my dust”.
Clark: Whatever Russ, whatever. Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!

 

[Clark is looking at lingerie, as a voluptuous saleswoman approaches]
Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse – browsing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh… huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. [Mops his forehead with a pair of panties] Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… [Realizes what he’d done and puts the panties back] Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they – HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn’t it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How’d that happen?
Mary: Because it’s cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean ‘nippy out.’ [Laughs] What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.

 

Clark: ‘Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That’s my name.
Clark: No shit.

 

Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Aunt Bethany: Don’t throw me down, Clark.
Clark Griswold: I’ll try not to, Aunt Bethany.

 

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn’t have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Great Scott, did the room clear out, Bethany? No way, she means presents. You shouldn’t have brought presents.

 

Uncle Lewis: Hey Gris, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.

 

Aunt Bethany: This house is bigger than your old one. Is Rusty still in the Navy?
Ellen: Aunt Bethany, why don’t you go with Frances and Cathrine into the living room and say hello to everybody.
Aunt Bethany: Hello, everybody?
Ellen: Just in the living room…
Aunt Bethany: I should say it?
Ellen: You should say it.
Aunt Bethany: Hello, everybody!
Ellen: Hello, everybody.

 

Russ: Dad.
Clark: Yeah.
Russ: This box is meowing.
Clark: Let me see.
[Clark takes the present, shakes it, and a cat wildly meows]
Clark: She wrapped up her damn cat!
Ellen: Well, take it to the kitchen and open it up.
Clark: Then we’ll have a cat running around the house.
Ellen: We can’t leave it in the box.
Russ: Why would someone put a cat in a box?
Ellen: She gets confused, Rusty. She’s old. She and Uncle Louis don’t have much money, so she takes things from around the house, wraps them up, and gives them away as presents.
Russ: [Mock enthusiasm]Great! Can’t wait to see what I got.
Eddie: [comes in with another of Aunt Bethany’s gifts] This one here, it’s leakin’. [Ellen touches the liquid coming out with her finger and Eddie lick it] It’s lime!
Ellen: That would be her Jell-O mold.

 

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Surprised Eddie?… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.

 

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.

 

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV’s toilet]
Eddie: [yells] Shitter was full!
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn’t know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it’s illegal. That’s a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

 

Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him’s nervous because Christmas is almost here.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shitting bricks.
Clark: You shouldn’t use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shitting rocks.

 

Ellen: Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.
Clark: That’s all part of the experience, honey.

 

[Describing the metal plate in his head]

Eddie: Well, they replaced it with a plastic one ’cause every time Katherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. And it ain’t real sturdy so… I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Eddie: [gesturing over the left side of his head] Well, you see, the plate runs underneath my part here, and the other side… [bangs his right side] Nothing. But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.
Clark: Yeah, I know the feeling.

 

Eddie: [talking about Snots, Eddie’s dog] If you scratch his belly, Clark, he’ll love you till the day you die.
Clark: I really shouldn’t, Eddie, my hands are all chapped.

 

Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Todd: I don’t KNOW, Margo.

 

Margo: You just march over there and slug that creep in the face.
Todd: I can’t just attack someone.
Margo: All right then, if you’re not man enough to put an end to this junk, then I am.

 

Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I’m sleeping with your father. Don’t be so dramatic.
Audrey: I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I’m not lying right next to him.

 

Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany’s 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.
Aunt Bethany: What dear?
Nora: Grace!
Aunt Bethany: Grace? Ohhh…She passed away thirty years ago…
Uncle Lewis: They want you to say grace…. [Bethany looks confused. Lewis emphasizes his words] The BLESS-ING!!!
Aunt Bethany: Oh.
[everyone at the table folds their hands in prayer and reverently bows their heads]
Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, [Clark makes a confused face towards Aunt Bethany] and to the republic for which it stands – one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Clark: [Annoyed] Amen.

 

Aunt Bethany: What’s that sound? [everybody looks up, and returns to activities, then Clark starts hearing it] Do you hear it!? It’s a funny, squeaking sound.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

 

[after Clark fails at lighting all the exterior Christmas lights at the “lighting ceremony” in front of the entire family]
Art: [sarcastically] Beautiful, Clark.
Frances: Talk about spending your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
Audrey Griswold: He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art: So do washing machines.

 

Clark: Russ, we checked every bulb, didn’t we?
Rusty: Sure, Dad.
Clark: Hmm… Maybe we ought to just go up there and check…
Rusty: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car…

 

Clark: [a squirrel is loose in the house] Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.
Catherine: Not recently, Clark, he read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.

 

[As Clark is trying to catch the loose squirrel]
Clark: Russ, go get the hammer.
Ellen: Clark, what do you need a hammer for?
Clark: I’m gonna catch it in the coat… And smack it with the hammer.
Ellen: You are not going to kill that squirrel in front of all these kids!
Clark: Well honey, what do you suggest?

 

Clark Sr: (extreme close up) SQUUUIIIIRRRREEELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Uncle Lewis: Hey Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies.
Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?
Ellen: He’s an old man. This may be his last Christmas.
Clark: If he keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas.

 

Clark: Hey, kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh on its way in from New York City. [the kids sit up excitedly]
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

 

Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin… Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà.
Ellen: Are you okay?

 

Art: The little lights aren’t twinkling.
Clark: I know, Art. And thanks for noticing.

 

[Snots is choking under the table making it shake]
Clark: Uh, Eddie? What’s wrong with the dog?
[Snots gags again, table shakes]
Eddie: (Looks under table) Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone.
[Snot coughs up the bone]
Eddie: He got it up. He’s alright, now.

 

Clark: Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark: How’d you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

 

Ruby Sue: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain’t Santa Claus?
Clark: I’m sure… I can’t even afford to be an elf.

 

Clark: Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. [Ellen gives him a glare for his language] And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
Art: You’re goofy.
Clark: Don’t piss me off, Art.
Ellen: Clark, it’s over.
Clark: Not according to Santa’s watch, it isn’t.
Clark, Sr.: Clark.
Clark: Stay out of this, Dad.
Ellen: Clark, I think it’s be best if everyone went home… before things get worse.
Clark: Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of Hell!!

 

Ellen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to.
Clark: When have I ever done that?
Ellen: Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays, vacations, graduations…

 

Clark: My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain…
Eddie: I appreciate that, Clark.
Clark: …is innocent.

 

Clark: [yells] RUSS?
Russ: Right here, Dad.

 

Art: [After Lewis accidentally burned up the Griswolds’ tree] It was an ugly tree anyway.
Uncle Lewis: At least it’s out of its misery!

 

[Clark has just lost his tree and found out he had been stiffed on his Christmas bonus. He stalks outside the house, with his chainsaw.]

Audrey: Uh oh, he’s got that crazy look in his eye.
Russ: I told you we should’ve gone to Hawaii!
Ellen: CLARK, TURN THAT THING OFF AND GET IN THE HOUSE!
Russ: I’ll go talk to him. [He walks up to Clark] You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking…[Clark turns and stares crazily at Russ, his running chainsaw pointed in Russ’ direction]…Good talk, Dad!

43 Inside Out Movie Quotes from Riley and Her Emotions

Movie Quotes from Riley's 5 Emotions

Riley

[To her mom and dad] I… I know you don’t want me to, but I miss home. I miss Minnesota. You need me to be happy, but I want my old friend, and my hockey team. I wanna go home. Please don’t be mad.

Mom, Dad, come kiss me goodnight.

Love Quotes from Inside Out Movie
Love Quotes from Riley Andersen

Joy

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head?

Isn’t this fun?

You remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was colouring? I could listen to her stories, all day. I just wanted Riley to be happy…

But the really important ones are here. I don’t want to get too technical but these are called Core Memories. Each one came from a super important time in Riley’s life, like when she first scored a goal. That was so amazing!

This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poisoned, physically and socially.

Think positive!

Come on, group hug! You too, Anger.

These are Riley’s memories, and they’re mostly happy if you notice. Not to brag.

Oh, it’s that time in the twisty tree, remember? The hockey team showed up and Mom and Dad were there cheering. Look at her, having fun and laughing. It’s my favorite.

Hey, look! The golden gate bridge! Isn’t that great? It’s not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!

[After makes Riley laugh for the first time] It was amazing! Just Riley and me, forever. Um, for thirty-three seconds.

Well, I have to practice! And I don’t think of it so much as playing more so as “hugging”! Okay! First day of school! Very very exciting! I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is!

[Talk to “herself”] Joy! You’ll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long! And did I mention I love your dress, its adorable?

Inside Out Movie Quotes from Joy
Inspirational Quotes from Joy

Fear

Boyband Island? Hope that’s just a phase.

What was that? I though you said we were gonna “act casual”.

No! No, no, no! Breath!

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth Joy, otherwise i’d be terrified right now.

Let me guess, she forgot to put on her pants.

Philosophical Inside Out Movie Quotes from Fear
Crazy Quotes from Fear

Anger

Can I say that curse word now?

No, Joy. There’s absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this.

Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined Pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now YOU!

Oh, I show you attitude, old man!

Don’t touch me!

[To Riley’s dad] Wait, did he just say we couldn’t have dessert? So that’s how you wanna play it old man? No dessert? Oh sure, we’ll eat our dinner, right after you eat THIS!

Well, what would you do if you’re so smart?

Might come in handy, if this new school is full of boring, useless classes. WHICH it probably will be!

This is ridiculous! We can’t even get a good nights sleep anymore. Time to take action! Stupid mom and dad hadn’t of moved us, none of this would have happened. Who’s with me?

Hey! Our life was perfect before mom and dad decided to move to… San Fran-State Town!

Emotional Quotes from Inside Out Movie
Emotional Quotes from Anger

Disgust

Okay, caution, there is a dangerous smell people. Hold on, what is that? That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur, hold on guys… it’s… broccoli! (presses buttons) Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you’re welcome.

When I’m through, Riley will look so good all the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.

[To Anger] Of course your tiny brain is confused. Guess I’LL just have to dumb it down to your level! Sorry I don’t speak moron as well as you, but lemme try! Duuuuuhhhhhh!

Great idea! Anger, Fear, Disgust… HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY?! Hm?

Inside Out Movie Quotes from Disgust
Sarcastic Quotes from Disgust

Sadness

I Wanted To Maybe Hold One

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems

I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few… hours.

Okay… I’m positive that you’ll get lost in there!

Yeah, it was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game. Riley missed the winning shot. She felt awful. She wanted to quit. Sorry, I went sad again, didn’t I?

Remember the funny movie where the dog died?

Goodbye Friendship! Hello Loneliness!

Oh, he doesn’t love us anymore. That’s sad. I-I should drive, right?

Inside Out Movie Quotes from Sadness
Motivational Quotes from Sadness

34 Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Owen, Claire and Masrani

Movie Quotes from Jurassic World

Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Owen Grady

[To Claire, about searching for her nephews] Don’t worry. It’s gonna be just like taking a walk in the woods… 65 million years ago.

We’re going after it with everything we’ve got!

Jurassic World Quotes from Owen Grady
Owen Grady

[To Claire, about her high heels] You won’t last two minutes out there. Especially in those ridiculous shoes.

It’s probably easier to pretend these animals are just numbers on a spreadsheet. But they’re not. They’re alive. They are thinking: “I gotta eat.” “I gotta hunt.” “I gotta…”. You gotta be able to relate to at least one of those things. Right?

[To Claire, about searching for her nephews] Listen, those kids are still alive… but you and I will not be if you continue to scream like that.

You made a genetic hybrid. Raised it in captivity. She is seeing all of this for the first time. She does not even know what she is. She will kill everything that moves.

The dinosaurs, they’re not numbers. They’re living beings.

[Talking about Indominus Rex] She is learning where she fits in the food chain…and I’m not sure you want her to figure that out.

They’re dinosaurs. That’s WOW enough.

[When Claire tells him to track the loose Indominus Rex] I was with the Navy, not the Navajo.

Watch your six. The raptors got a new Alpha.

[To Claire] You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea.

[Talking about Indominus Rex] She is seeing all of this for the first time. She does not even know what she is. She will kill anything that moves.

It’s killing for sport.

[To Claire] You wanna consult here or…in my bungalow?

When you see my name, push it, okay? And remember. If something chases you…run.

These are wild animals, Hoskins. Trust me, you don’t want them in the field.

[To Claire] It’s all about control with you. I don’t control the Raptors. It’s a relationship. It’s based on mutual respect. That’s why you and I never had a second date.

Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Claire Dearing

[Talking about Indominus Rex] We needed something scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four year old try to say ‘Archaeornithomimus’.

The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public’s interest. Kind of like the space program. Corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor.

[To Zach and Gray] I am never leaving you again! As long as you live.

Every time we’ve unveiled a new asset, attendance has spiked. Global news coverage…celebrity visitors. Eyes of the world.

Our shareholders have been patient but let’s be honest…no one is impressed by a dinosaur anymore. 20 years ago, de-extinction was right up there with magic. These days, kids look at a Stegosaurus like an elephant from the city zoo. That doesn’t mean asset development is falling behind. Our DNA excavators discover new species every year. But consumers want them bigger, louder, more teeth. The good news? Our advances in gene splicing have opened up a whole new frontier. We’ve learned more from genetics in the past decade…than a century of digging up bones.

Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Claire Dearing
Claire Dearing

[About Indominus Rex] We have our first genetically modified hybrid.

A whole new frontier has opened up.

There was a sibling in case this one didn’t survive infancy. She ate it.

Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Simon Masrani

The greatest thing we must learn in life is that nothing is impossible.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

Jurassic World Movie Quotes from Simon Masrani
Simon Masrani

Enough about cost. John Hammond entrusted me with his dying wish…and not once did he mention profits. “Spare no expense,” he used to say.

Remember why this place was made, Claire. Jurassic World exists to show us how very small we are. Very new. You can’t put a price on that.

[To ACU Trooper] Did your general ever fly into battle with you?

This will give the parents nightmares!

The very existence of this park is predicated on our ability to handle incidents like this. It was an eventuality, okay?

[To Henry Wu] What you’re doing here…What you have done…The Board will shut down this park, seize your work, everything you’ve built. And Hammond won’t be there to protect you this time.

28 Amazing Quotes from Sanosuke Sagara of Rurouni Kenshin

Manga Quotes from Sanosuke Sagara

Oh well, I guess all those who are in love do crazy things.

Sanosuke Sagara Quotes
Live Action Movie Quotes from Sanosuke Sagara

Hey, I’ll have you know that I almost really did kick the bucket during that training, so don’t you dare sum it all up in one word, even if it is a nice one like “potential”.

Love and selfishness kinda go hand in hand, don’t they?

[To Kaoru] Yeah (I am going), but I’ll try not to make it goodbye for good. Make a kid or two with Kenshin, and show them to me next time we meet.

[To Shishio] Eating the weak so that you’ll be on the top of the food chain, just because you’re the strongest? Kenshin isn’t using the weak as food to feed his power like you are. He’s willing to protect their happiness and become food for their power.

A true fight isn’t like a sword duel. The better swordsman doesn’t always win. The winner is the one who remains standing!

Dad, I’m buying your fight! The Ishin Shishi…they aren’t your enemy. They are mine, from ten years ago…the enemy of the one who wears the mark of evil on his back.

[When asked to pay for a restaurant tab] Kinda academic, isn’t it? You know I’ll never pay.

I can’t lose….not…to the men who made Captain Sagara and the Sekiho army bear the evil mark of “aku” (evil/bad).

I can’t stand the sound of a fat toad croaking in his little pond, any longer.

I’ll give you some advice from my experience, “mastered” or “mastery” is not something you can claim so lightly. You should tone down your stupidity and conceit, or you’ll suffer more than just a light burn.

What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine.

Aren’t there any good tough guys left anymore?

I am the only man… Who can fight alongside Kenshin!

You guys are so weak. If I were to fight you I’d be oppressing the weak. Here, I’ll fight you with one hand.

I wouldn’t mind picking a fight for a change. Usually, I don’t have any choice about who I fight with, but I can’t stand watching people abuse those weaker than them. Something about that sort of bugs me. Especially when it’s a bunch of hypocrites talking about the virtues of freedom and justice for all. That really pisses me off.

Manga Quotes from Sanosuke Sagara
Sanosuke Sagara and His Sword, Zanbataou

Don’t get me wrong, Kenshin, that doesn’t mean I can let you die here. Yahiko and the Missie really need you around. I mean, it’s not just those two. There are a lot of people in Japan right now who need a guy like you around. And, I don’t care if people call me a liar or a cheater, if I think things aren’t going well, I’ll use the strongest Futae no Kiwami I’ve got and I’m gonna help you! As long as there are people who need you, I, Sanosuke, will risk my life and limb to make sure you don’t die!

[To Shishio] I don’t give a damn about my life. But, if I have to die, I sure ain’t going alone! I’ll be dragging you all the way down to hell with me!

[About Kenshin] Give him a sword and he’s unstoppable, but give him a bail of rice and he’s just an ordinary guy.

Though, what’s stronger than the power of money is… Hitokiri Battousai-sama.

Children and women shouldn’t witness the savage reality of two men fighting for their lives.

She’s so selfish! But we can’t blame her. People who think they’re in love act selfish.

He’s not just stronger than me. He’s on a completely different level. I can’t beat him.

Oh yeah, one more thing. I’m not Zanza anymore. I don’t have the zanbatou, and I stopped being a street fighter. Now I’m just the fighting idiot Sagara Sanosuke. Like you’re not Hitokiri Battousai. So don’t go off wandering without checking with me first. Got that, Kenshin?

[Talking about Kaoru’s awful cooking] It’s no good at all. Girl, you’ve got to take some cooking lessons. I could teach you to do better than this. How do you take this day after day, Kenshin?

Hey, captain (Sagara). We’re all going to be equal in the new age right? I can have a real last name even though I’m just a farmer’s kid? Then my name’s going to be Sagara!

I told you not to underestimate me!!!

Alright, I’ll take you on. I’ll ask who you are with these fists! [he punches Saito] Sorry, I got serious here.