Broadway City Quotes That You Won’t Miss

Broadway City Quotes – Broad City is an American comedy television series, created by and starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson. It was developed from their web series of the same name, which was independently produced from 2009 to 2011. The creation of the web series began after Glazer received poor feedback on a project she and a partner had been working on. After expressing her frustration to Jacobson, the two decided to work on a project together, eventually creating the web series Broad City. The series is based on Glazer and Jacobson’s real life friendship, and their attempt to “make it” in New York. Amy Poehler is one of Broad City’s executive producers, and appeared in the webseries finale.[1] The series premiered on Comedy Central on January 22, 2014.

It’s no secret that Broad City’s all-female writing team come up with some pretty (incredibly) rude lines. Not just rude, but imaginately coarse, and often fairly anatomically specific.

We love it. Here are some of our favourites.

Broadway City Quotes

1) I want to MARRY the blue light #broadcityquotes

2) “People really shouldn’t trick other people into sex…” #broadcityquotes #gingerbluntman

3) The vayaña is natures pocket. It’s natural and it’s responsible. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

4) “I’m a sexual X-Man” – #BroadCityQuotes

5) “There was so much Jazz” – #BroadCityQuotes

6) “All entertainment is porn and all porn is kiddy porn” #soc119 #broadcityquotes

7) Manhattan. #shade RT @Broadcityquotes We are garbage people living on garbage island!! #broadcity #broadcityquotes

8) Yes Queens. #BroadCityQuotes

9) I just always loved trash. It’s like normal stuff but it has a past, ya know? #bc3 #broadcityquotes

10) “Coat racks AREN’T for babies!” #broadcityquotes

11) “I can’t inflict upon a dog the crazy life of a dentist” #broadcityquotes #crazydentist

12) You all pretend to be eco conscious but i see you with your iced coffees and your togos #Broadcityquotes #comedycentral

13) Not over Amy Winehouse #favoritesongs #broadcityquotes

14) “If I don’t slide my flaps will come back. Slide and Glide is all I have.” #BroadCityQuotes @broadcity

15) “I’m not putting weed up inside of me because I’m an adult and I’m responsible. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes”

16) “Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your butt crack in the shower?” #BroadCity #broadcityquotes Yes is the answer and it’s gross!

17) But I won’t make out with you. White people do that dog thing. Black people don’t make out with dogs. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

18) Sorry ive been slacking everyone ive been in CostaRica but coming home so im going to binge on s3 and get some new quotes! #broadcityquotes

19) I’d do it. Is pick up your poop. You’re worth it. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

20) Rih Rih leans in for a kiss and then she goes down on me. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

21) I didn’t know you had a veneer and I’m in that mouth on a regular basis.#broadcityquotes #broadcity

22) I’m not putting weed up inside of me because I’m an adult and I’m responsible. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

23) I really think you should put your weed in your front hole. #broadcity #broadcityquotes

24) The vayaña is natures pocket. It’s natural and it’s responsible. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

25) I’m an adult, I should be buying my own pot. #BroadCity #broadcityquotes

26) “You can spend hours in 42 Squirts sampling fro-yo, but you might not make it out alive.”

27) “Did you see that post about Otto’s bucatini carbonara last week on the Al Dente Dentist? Pure poetry.”

28) “I’m gonna hit up BB&B later for this sick sale that’s going on. Mama needs some towels and a new pasta maker.”

29) “Bingo Bronson is both my most treasured friend and my worst nightmare.”

30) Carpe Diem! Cha-chinga!

31) Judith Light is a timeless beauty and regal talent, both in human and puppy form.

32) “Nobody rides the inflatable Orca quite like Kirk Steele, if you catch my drift.”

33) “Along with pleasure and procreation, nature’s pocket is perfect for some extra storage.”

34) “Why didn’t you answer your phone?! I thought you got SVU-ed!”

35) “There I was, innocently googling Judge Judy’s net worth, and before I knew it, I was swept into the worldwide bloodstream and the whole day was gone!”

36) “I wish I could afford to belong to a rich-person gym like Soulstice, but my bank account is more of a Planet Fitness one.”

37) “Last night, Abbi drank six Long Island Iced Teas and Val made an appearance. As usual, she was a hot diggity dog and a scalawag to boot.”

38) “Do I want a bagel? YAS, of course!”

39) “YAAAAAAASS KWEEN!!” (This is often accompanied by the entire choreography to Nicki Minaj’s “Superbass.”)

40) “How Are My Legs Set Up? Is That Working? ‘Cause I’m Like In My Head About It.” — Jacobson On Trying To Sit Like A Lady In A Dress

41) “Don’t Carry Weed In Your Vagina Or Black Out.” — Glazer On Making Good Choices

42) “No Sales Today! No Deals! We’re In The Paper!” — Jacobson On Telling Her Old Workplace That Her And Glazer’s Web Series Had Started To Make It Big

43) “The Smallest Thing In New York Takes For-F*cking-Ever.” — Glazer On Running Errands

44) “It’s Now On CBS And An Hour Long.” — Jacobson Joking About How Dramatic Season 3 Is Going To Be

45) “She’s Such A Muppet.” — Jacobson Describing Glazer

46) Abbi Uses Me As A Shield When We Meet Famous People.” — Glazer On The Hazards Of Her Job

47) “If You’re Gonna Be Me, You Gotta Wear A Dildo.” — Jacobson Giving Halloween Costume Advice